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Something just changed.



And I'm not trusting it.



:: sighs::

Me: Bill Clinton raped someone?

Kev: No, he just got a blowjob from Monica.

Me: Oh. Well, how did that info come to light anyway?

Kev: My guess is she was just loose-lipped.

Me: Well, no kidding. Kinda goes hand in hand with blowjobs.

Kev: Oh Har Har. Very Funny.

Me: I blame my sisters. Puns. Puns everywhere.

~Say your right words~



Speaking your mind,

it's like a spell.

It works just like magic,

can't you tell?

Say your words,

now don't take em back.

Say them clearly

and it'll change things

just like that.

Oh but things won't change

that much at all

You'll speak your mind

and it'll just be how it were.

The message clear

no truth unsaid.

What words did she hear?

What will she have heard?

You'll fret and and you'll fear the absolute worst

but you will say what you've said

so just say your right words.